Tetro

Today’s film review is in pirate speak, for no particular reason. Aye.

’tis a 2009 film starrin’ Vincent Gallo, ‘n directed by Francis Ford Coppola.

’twas filmed in Argentina ‘n be a U.S./Argentina/Spain co-production wit’ a cast o’ mostly Argentinian actors, along wit’ Vincent ‘n Alden Ehrenreich, who I could nah place ’til th’ end credits. Both o’ them, along wit’ th’ rest o’ th’ cast were mighty good.

Th’ cinematography too was excellent, mostly filmed in glorious black ‘n white. Th’ scenes taken in th’ Patagonia mountains were beautiful. ‘n th’ tale itself was reasonably simple, but multi-layered, ‘n told th’ tale o’ a difficult family relationship well. Thar was a good endin’ too, quite unexpected, although unlike many films o’ th’ ilk it went fer th’ safe endin’.

Alden Ehrenreich were bein’ great in his role, this bein’ his first film aft bein’ discovered by Steven Spielberg. While watchin’ this ’twas hard nah t’ reckon ye were watchin’ a young Leonardo Decaprio, he looks kind o’ like ‘im ‘n had a similar actin’ style.

A mighty good, but nah great film I would say. I would recommend watchin’ this wit’ a good white wine, ‘n a nice selection o’ cheese.

Lookin’ at Vincent’s website I see that ye can buy some rather pricey booty.

Translation by Pirate Monkeyness.

Date watched: August 4th
Score: 7.5/10
Film count 2018: 52

Buffalo ’66

This is Vincent Gallo’s first film. He wrote, directed, wrote and performed the music, and starred in this comedy-drama from 1998.

And he did a pretty good job I must say. It was quite funny in places, especially Angelica Huston’s role as a football-obsessed mother of the main character. The cinematography was good, it looked like it was made in the seventies. All of the cast were superb.

Christina Ricci was great in this, but she did not get on well with Vincent on set, so much so that her name was left out of the credits which is not on. Angelica Huston too did not get along with Vincent… it sounds like he is difficult to work with. He is a very good actor however. Mickey Rourke had one scene as a bookie.

The parents of Vincent’s character were apparently based on his own parents which may explain why he is a tad difficult. His father’s singing voice was used in a scene where the character’s father was miming to a Frank Sinatra song, quite the singer he is.

So this was good stuff, well worth a watch, especially if you like indie films.

Date watched: January 13th
Score: 9/10
Film count 2018: 2